"hahahhahhhhahhhhahh ahahah it’s the END of sEPTEMBER someone go wake up grE-"
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history
when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything